Just a few months after the Newtown tragedy, America is getting back to normal. With our incredibly short attention spans, the deaths of a few dozen children seems like a distant memory for most folks. With the incredibly pathetic, half-hearted efforts by the Obama administration and state governments to strengthen gun legislation, we’re returning to the status quo. Tiny-penis men across America are ramping up the fight to compensate for their shortcomings by ensuring their right to carry the largest, most destructive weapon possible.
The fight has been spearheaded by tiny-penis men in my very own state of South Dakota. Yesterday, tiny-penis governor Dennis Daugaard signed a bill that makes South Dakota the first state that allows teachers to carry guns in class. The bill was sponsored by tiny-penis state legislator Scott Craig, a freshmen Republican (duh), who states that now “dominoes will start to fall, people will see it’s reasonable.” Of course it’s “reasonable”! Do you have kids? Picture your kid’s teacher, carrying a gun in class, trying to fight off a nut with an assault rifle. What? A little difficult to picture that in your mind? Hard to see that as more “reasonable” than simply disallowing access to assault rifles? This is the 2nd bold effort by tiny-penis South Dakota men to ensure gun rights. Last week, they voted down a bill that would have limited gun access to mentally ill people who have been deemed “dangerous” to others. Just like tiny-penis men, crazy people have gun rights too!!!
The tiny-penis men of South Dakota are hardly the only tiny-penis men fighting for their right to compensate. Kansas, a state that along with South Dakota is known for having a large population of weak, tiny-penis men, is considering a bill to greatly expand concealed gun carrying on college campuses.
Compensation efforts by tiny-penis men extend all the way to the Federal level. At Congressional hearings this week, miniscule-penis Senator Lindsey Graham stated he owned an AR-15, arguing for folks to imagine a scenario in a post-disaster world where government breaks down and roaming gangs are a danger! EXACTLY! WELL thought out, tiny-penis Senator Graham!! This is EXACTLY the kind of realistic scenario that screams for the right of tiny-penis men to carry large weapons! In a “Mad Max” post-apocalyptic world that is sure to come, tiny-penis men NEED automatic weapons to fend off gangs of evil-doers!!
FEAR NOT, TINY-PENIS MEN!!! In America, there are SO many of you weak, tiny-member men fighting for your compensatory gun-carrying rights, that I truly doubt you’ll never have to worry about your right to carry gigantic weapons that you’ll never have use for any practical purpose other than trying to overcome your own insecurity. With tiny-penis men like Lindsey Graham, Scott Craig, and Dennis Daugaard fighting for you, your right to access massive weapons will forever be secure.