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Huckabee: Guns not the problem, it’s a “God” problem

After what’s happened in Connecticut, there’s been the typical reaction after one of these (all too common) events…an outcry for gun control by many, and a defense of guns by the testosterone-driven loser gun crowd.  The one that takes the cake for me though is Mike Huckabee, who says that changing gun laws won’t change anything, but instead, the reason for the shooting was a lack of “God” in our schools.

Yes, Mr. Huckabee, THAT’S the reason a wacko with 3 firearms goes into a school and starts blasting away at little kids.  If ONLY those kids were being raised in a religious setting, this never would have happened.

We’re the only “western” nation with such lax control on gun purchase and possession.  In countries where gun control laws are very strict, this type of event simply doesn’t happen. IN ONE EVENT, this man killed twice as many people as were killed in Great Britain by guns in a typical YEAR.  PLEASE, loser, testosterone (or politically) driven gun wackos…SPARE US THE CRAP about gun laws not mattering.  Gun violence simply isn’t much of an issue in countries with strict gun laws.

It’s not a lack of “god”, Mr. Huckabee.  It’s about a gun culture in the U.S., where a bunch of men with tiny little pinky-sized penises are trying to compensate for their inherent lack of confidence in their own manhood (is that direct enough of a point?).   It’s about a political culture where wimpy politicians are too scared of the NRA to DO WHAT’S FREAKIN’ RIGHT, to prevent such slaughters.  It’s about an American culture so used to gun violence, that even an event like this will largely be forgotten by this time next week.

Faith in natural selection

Prairie Rattlesnake

There are plenty of prairie rattlesnakes around parts of South Dakota, but unlike idiots in the Appalachians, people here aren't stupid enough to take a literal interpretation of one bible verse, and handle these things in church services here.

A couple of things lately to help soothe my angst regarding the cruelty and stupidity of the human race.  First, a 2-week vacation with little internet access. Hard to get worked up about current events when you’re not keeping up with current events for a couple of weeks.

The 2nd event…a story of the idiot Appalachian minister who was killed by one of the rattlesnakes he uses during his services.  Evidently the idiot was “worried” that the tradition of handling snakes during church was dying out in the Appalachians, so he’s been traveling all over, using his rattlesnakes in his services.   And, just like his idiot father before him, this idiot was bitten by a rattlesnake during a service and died from the venom.

Perhaps I should have more faith that natural selection will lead humanity towards a path where the survivors live sustainable lifestyles and don’t spend a lot of their time trying to kill each other.  However, life is just simply FAR too easy for many human beings, and natural selection never really comes into play.  You can be as dumb as a board be a completely out-of-shape slob in America, and still get along quite well in life…something that is abundantly obvious once I’m back “online” after vacation, and again start reading stories like this one. 

This guy shouldn’t have worried that people in their 20s and 30s were “losing interest” in snake handling during church.  I DON’T have faith in the ability of natural selection to eventually improve the human race, but I have plenty of faith in the continued stupidity of humanity.   This guy won’t be the last Appalachian hillbilly snake-handler to die for his “faith”.

Bigotry and hatred as a political weapon

Rick Santorum

Faith, Family, and Freedom? As long as it's a white Christian heterosexual family.

Rick Santorum today urged Mitt Romney to use the gay marriage “controversy” as a “potent weapon” against Obama in the upcoming election.  Santorum says Obama is the one who is out of touch with what America “values”.

If it’s Rick Santorum who is IN touch with what America values…we’re screwed.  If ranting and raving against homosexuality and gay rights is what represents American values…we’re screwed.  If advocating for women to be treated as they were 200 years ago represents American values…we’re screwed.  You can’t build a democracy on a foundation of hate, but that’s what SO many on the Republican right seem to be trying to do. 

It’s not just the gay marriage issue.  It’s bigotry and hatred in general that might as well be the core platform of the Republican party.   Just look at some of the “core” Republican issues over the last decade, as the party swings ever further to the (very radical) right. 

  • Gay rights - Summed up very nicely in a nutshell by Santorum’s comments today.  Gays and lesbians aren’t people in the eyes of the radical right.  Constitution be damned, they’re not to be treated like other human beings.  They’re to be used as a “political weapon”, nothing more.
  • Race – Republicans have managed to lock down the South, helped in no small part by a not-so-transparent use of racism as a political tool.  It even has a very well-established name…the Republicans’ Southern Strategy, a large part of which is based on exploiting racial fears among white southerners.
  • Religion -  Promoting fear and intolerance of Islam, or ANY other religion other than mainstream Christianity has also obviously become a key part of the Republican platform.   Again, Santorum himself could be a poster child for using religious hate as a “potent weapon” in his politics.  Republicans have counted on the “values voters” in the last several election cycles, whipping up paranoia among evangelicals (aka…wackos) about some imagined conspiracy to trample on their religious rights or remove religion from Americans’ every day lives. 

Using bigotry, hatred, and promotion of fear has certainly be a winning political hand for Republicans.  God knows there are enough folks in America who share those views, and blindly follow any idiot who is bold enough to come out and actually campaign on a platform of hate and intolerance. 

But how long can such a strategy last?   I keep hoping that Americans will see the light and realize you CANNOT build a nation based on hate.  I keep hoping that Republicans’ exploitation of racial, religious, or sexual preference issues is a short-term blip, a trend that can’t last in the long run.  But then you see complete wackos like Rick Santorum get a shocking amount of support in the Republican campaign, and it makes you realize just how much fear, paranoia, and bigotry there is out there. 

I’m sure that Biden’s unintentional forcing of Obama’s hand on the gay marriage issue wasn’t something that Obama wanted to touch from a political perspective.  That indeed is why I’ve been disappointed by Obama on many fronts, his lack of conviction on issues such as this, ones where he should be leading the “anti-hatred” bandwagon.   But now that it’s out there, now that Obama has been forced to back gay marriage, I hope he seizes the opportunity. I hope he RELISHES a discussion on gay rights in America. He SHOULD be using the issue as an issue where he can shame Republicans for their platform of hatred.

Given Obama’s wishy-washy nature on tough issues like this though, I’m not holding my breath.

Scum of the Week: Bishop Daniel Jenky

Calling a Catholic Bishop the “Scum of the week”???? You’re damned straight.  I get SO sick of those on the right sensationalizing EVERYTHING.   Bishop Daniel Jenky this week was comparing Obama’s “radical, extreme secularist agenda” to what happened under Hitler and Stalin, claiming Obama is waging a full-out culture war on Catholicism and religion in general.

All I have to say Bishop Jenky…GIVE…ME…A…$UCKING…BREAK.   PLEASE, Bishop Jenky, enlighten me as to the tremendous pressure the church is under from the Obama administration.  Is religious freedom threatened in ANY way by the Obama administration?  If you bring up the contraception issue, please, just shut the hell up.  Calling that a “culture war” and an attack on the church, and comparing it to Hitler and Stalin?  Really?  The Obama administration has already caved and is providing all kinds of loopholes for religious organizations on the contraception coverage issue.  Don’t you feel just a WEE bit like a jackass, Bishop Jenky, for comparing that to religious oppression under Hitler and Stalin?

Obama has been in office for almost 3 1/2 years, but yet wackos like Jenky, or ROMNEY for god’s sake, are claiming that it’s the NEXT four years where Obama’s evil secularist plans will really take shape.  When the contraception thing was made into an artificial controversy, those on the right claimed it was just the beginning of a war on religion that Obama planned to wage after the 2012 election.   It’s not just this, the right tries to play up EVERYTHING as if the end of the world is nigh.   From The Lorax movie to Obama, EVERYTHING seems to be part of some evil liberal conspiracy to turn America into a religious wasteland and a communist haven.

Just shut the hell up.  There is NOTHING threatening your religious freedom in the U.S., you’re free to do pretty much whatever the hell you want.  But that doesn’t seem to be enough for many, who seemingly won’t be happy until some nutjob like Rick Santorum sits in the Oval Office and turns America into a full-blown theocracy.

Congrats for winning this week’s award, Bishop Jenky, it’s well deserved.  The one thing you’re right about, Bishop Jenky, is that there IS a very dangerous, radical element in America today that wants to drastically change the historical framework of the Nation.  But it sure as hell isn’t Obama, it’s that guy you see in the mirror every morning.

Live and Let Live?

There are a series of stories today that bug me.  There’s no one “side” in the set of stories that’s to blame.  This is pretty much an indictment against people of ALL religious beliefs who feel the need to impose their beliefs on others.

In the past few weeks, there have been stories about the Mormon church performing posthumous baptisms on Jews and others.  There’s a national atheist group that’s attempted to post billboards in Jewish and Muslim neighborhoods.  You have Catholics going nuts about people even SUGGESTING that people who want birth control insurance coverage should have that option.  Why?  Why do people feel the need to always try to impose their beliefs on others? 

I was raised a Christian.  I believe in what Christianity teaches about morality and how you treat your fellow man.  But I’m not a Christian at this stage, I’m an atheist.  I admit I get frustrated when people wave their religious faith in other people’s faces.  But what this national atheist group did is no better.  Seriously, paying for a BILLBOARD in a Muslim or Jewish neighborhood that promotes atheism?  The only potential purpose of such a billboard is to provoke someone who doesn’t believe what you believe. 

What is the point?

The Santorum/Graham “Brand” of Christianity

Rick Santorum and "faith"

Rick Santorum and Rev. Franklin Graham to me are a great example of what being a Christian should NOT be about. I find it repulsive that the Santorum "brand" of Christianity, a brand that FAR too many Americans follow, uses religion as a tool to bludgeon those who look, act, or think differently, rather than using it as a tool to promote tolerance.

I really don’t care what people believe personally.  If you are Hindu, Muslim, Christian…whatever.  Believe what you want.  No matter your religion, the underlying morals are generally the same.  Be nice to each other.  Don’t kill each other.   Don’t steal from each other.   All the major religions have the same general moral guidance.   In theory.  In reality?   The words are all there.  The major tenets of the major religions all SOUND good.  But how do “religious” people actually act?

Why is it that those who CLAIM to be the most “religious”, are also very often the most hateful, bigoted people on the planet?  My biggest pet peeve in life…the bigotry, hypocrisy, and pure HATRED that stem from religion.   As we learn more about Rick Santorum, the more I’m convinced he’s NOT just a harmless simpleton with a view of the world right out of the 1600s.  No, as we learn more, the more he opens his mouth, the more I’m starting to realize he’s downright evil.  And, no surprise to me, alot of it stems from what HE purports to be a strength…his religious faith.

There has been a tremendous amount of controversy over comments Santorum has made over the last week, regarding Obama’s brand of Christianity.  You see, for bigots and hypocrites like Rick Santorum, it’s NOT ENOUGH for Obama to be a Church-going, long-time Christian.   No sirree.  He doesn’t have the right BRAND of Christianity.  In fact, from hearing Santorum speak over the last week, you’d think Obama actually was a cultish devil-worshiper, rather than a Christian.

Ok, you say, perhaps it’s just “dirty politics” (is there another kind?).  After all, Santorum is running to become president, so of course, in America, that means you have to talk about your opponent like they’re the worst thing since Hitler (Something, in fact, that Santorum HAS alluded to with regard to Obama!!).    What about a fine, “upstanding”, representative of Christianity?  Billy Graham’s son, “Rev.” (hah) Franklin Graham, talked today about Obama’s faith…or lack thereof.  Graham’s comments?

Graham said he CANNOT categorically say Obama isn’t a Muslim.  He also says that Islam has gotten a “Free Pass” from Obama.  Interesting comment…I didn’t realize that the American President was supposed to go to war with the Islamic faith.  He also referred to Obama as a “Son of Islam”, given that his father’s side of the family came from an Islamic background.

Who could blame Graham for his ignorant comments? After all, Obama is  (gasp!!) BLACK!!  And he once had an Islamic relative!!  Of COURSE he can’t be a Christian!  At least not the same BRAND of Christianity as (old white men) Graham and Santorum.   All of this reminds me of my junior high days, and the “clique-ness” of adolescents.  Religion for FAR too many has become not a place to ponder your humanity or man’s role in some “higher” order. 

No, religion has become the equivalent of that “popular” kid in junior high who wouldn’t let you sit at the same lunch table.   You SAY you’re a Christian?  HAH!!  You’re not MY brand of Christian!!  ESPECIALLY since you LOOK differently from me!  You MUST be a Muslim!!!!  No lunch for you!! Not at MY lunch table!! Go eat with the “heathens” at the end of the cafeteria!!!

As I said, I don’t care what personal religious beliefs people have. But MY GOD, don’t people see the hypocrisy of their actions, compared to what their religion supposedly teaches them?   The BIGGEST BIGOTS in the U.S. seem to be those with a “strong moral foundation”, as provided by Christianity.   One of the most repulsive types of people to me are those that cloak themselves in their religion, all the while spouting pure HATE and vitriol for gays, people of other faiths, people of other races, etc.  

“Reverend” Graham?  Given your actions, I consider you as much a “Reverend” as I do my pet cocker spaniel (not that my cocker spaniel is an evil bigot, but you get the idea).   I could simply state the obvious.  What if Obama were white?  Would Santorum, would “Reverend” Graham, be attacking Obama on religious grounds at all!?!??  I truly doubt it.    

There is SO much hate and vitriol from the right, directed towards Obama.   It doesn’t help that hate and vitriol might as well become the new GOP slogan.  But it goes far beyond political discourse or dysfunction.   Church sponsored bigotry and hypocrisy is just a microcosm of America overall.  The Church CLAIMS to value “the golden rule”, kind treatment of others, etc….but in reality, has become a mechanism to spread hate of ALL other religions.

America?  We CLAIM to be the big “melting pot”, a country that cherishes diversity and views it as a strength.  In reality?  Our actions towards each other speak volumes on the horrors within the human heart and mind.

So, for all you good ol’ “REAL” (hah) Christians out there in America…next time you’re sitting in church for the Sunday sermon, how about actually listening to it?  How about actually taking it to heart?  How about using your religion as a tool for TOLERANCE, rather than as a sledgehammer for breaking down people who don’t act, look, or think like you?

GOP Response to Obama/Contraceptive issue? An all-male congressional hearing

White Congressmen!

DO NOT FEAR, woman citizen of the United States!! These "hairy old white men" (my wife's phrase) have your back!! The GOP holds a committee hearing on Obama's contraceptives decree, and somehow forgets to invite women to the discussion.

God it’s good to be a liberal right now, and watch the increasingly radicalized GOP self-destruct.  After vehement (and largely phony) outrage over the last week regarding Obama’s decision to force coverage of contraception for certain groups, Republicans have certainly TRIED to make it an issue to focus on for the campaign.  Somehow, having the insurance companies themselves pay for contraceptives coverage is Obama trying to “destroy Catholicism” (something Gingrich says Obama will start doing as soon as he’s re-elected)?  Given how all of the GOP issues they were banking on for the fall election are melting away (economy, Obama’s ratings, foreign policy, etc.), this is what they’re left with.

It’s been wonderful watching how incredibly inept the GOP has been though, in trying to make this a major campaign issue.  Just hearing Santorum or any Santorum backer speak on the issue is enough to warm the heart of any liberal hoping for an Obama re-election.  Thursday, the GOP-led House ratcheted it up a notch, holding a Congressional hearing on the Obama contraceptive issue.

The problem?  The five panelists invited to participate in the hearing?  ALL MEN.   The House Committee driving the panel?  Very heavily male.   This fiasco of a Committee hearing has certainly been getting a lot of play in the media and in the blogosphere, particularly from groups that support women’s rights.

I thought it was a very gutsy move for Obama to make last week, knowing he was up for re-election, yet following his heart and pushing for fair coverage for contraceptives.  I shuddered when I first saw the (fake) outrage from the right, knowing immediately they were going to try to make it a major campaign issue.

I should have known better. As inept as the GOP is right now, I should have KNOWN they would take a potential campaign theme, a potential strength, and screw it up and turn it into a major liability for them come November.  Did any of these “Hairy old white men” (my wife’s phrase when hearing about this) REALLY think it was a good idea to hold a congressional committee hearing on the issue, but largely leave women out of the discussion???

Well-played, GOP!!   Once again, you’ve got Obama’s re-election team laughing at your bumbling.

Anatomy of a mid-life crisis

Self Portrait

Alas, this is the SECOND time now I've had to use this self-portrait...a sad reminder of a man in mid-life crisis mode.

I was always an incredibly shy kid, something which really stuck until relatively late in college.  I was (am?) a “nerd”, a social misfit…basically the epitome of one of those nerdy shy kids from a teen angst movie.  Two events in my life, both occurring relatively late in my college years, started to change that.  The first was starting grad school and becoming a teaching assistant.  For a person who would worry days in advance whenever I knew I had a class presentation or something, just the thought of having to daily get up in front of a group of people and actually LEAD a discussion (aka…teach!) struck the fear of God in me.  I was GOD-awful the first few weeks…but started to really enjoy it.  From a professional standpoint, becoming a TA really turned things around.  From a personal standpoint, it was meeting my wonderful wife of 18 years while in grad school.  Being a TA gave me professional confidence.  Meeting my wife gave me the personal confidence.  I really wonder where I’d be right now without those 2 life-changing events.

But…maybe it’s because of my geeky, nerdy youth, but I sometimes find it VERY hard to believe I’m 45 years old.  As I’ve stated before, I don’t FEEL 45!  I still sometimes FEEL like the geeky nerdy kid I was.  There will be times when I’m at a meeting at work, or when I’m presenting in front of my peers at a conference, where I get the odd feeling I’m play-acting!!  Like I’m just PLAYING an adult, because by god, inside sometimes I still feel like a kid.  But as you get older, it becomes WAY too obvious that hey, you are NOT a kid anymore!

Hence the mid-life crisis.  After previously debating how to address my mid-life crisis, I have decided to take a 3-track approach.  Track 1?  I have taken the day off, and am going to go trade in my 11-year old, wonderful little tank of a Jeep, and get something new.  What else better typifies a guy and a mid-life crisis, than getting a new car?  No, I’m not going to go into full-blown crisis mode and get a Corvette or something like that.  But something new and shiny, with lots of bells and whistles? Sounds JUST like the thing to do to address the crisis.

The 2nd track?  Growing a beard/mustache.  Once again, I’m not going full-blown, I’m not going with a Grizzly Adams type of beard that you could hide your lunchbox in.  No, just a little around the chin/mustache area.  I’m 45, and have never done it…so why not now?  What better way to REMIND myself that I’m NOT a kid anymore, than to have something that is an obvious reminder every time you look in the mirror in the morning?  The only downside…the relationship of such a facial feature, to my evil twin brother.  Yes, that’s right, I have an evil twin, and my evil twin also has often had such facial hair.   I think it was a requirement to join the Guild of Evil Twin Brothers or something.   Do I REALLY want to LOOK like my evil twin?  Hell no!!  But when you’re talking a full-blown mid-life crisis, drastic measures are called for!! 

And that brings us to the third, and as of yet unresolved track to address my mid-life crisis.   For now, #3 is TBD.   There are SO many options.  As I’ve posted here, I’ve recently taken up drawing again after a lapse of 20 or so years.  Should I quit my very secure government scientist job, to become a full-time starving artist?  It would seem an appropriate response for someone in full-blown, mid-life crisis mode!  Or perhaps I get in touch with my inner spirituality?  Assuming that I do have it deep down in there somewhere?  Do I turn to Buddhism, shave my head, and become a Monk on a tall mountain top in Tibet?  Would those measures be enough to cure the crisis?  Or do I REALLY have to flip out and do something even more drastic?

Do I (GASP!) have to become a…Republican!?!?!?!

Thankfully, things haven’t reached that stage yet, and I hope to god they don’t ever reach that stage.  But come November, if you should happen to come across me in the local voting hall, donning my “I Love Ronnie” shirt and pulling the lever for Mitt Romney, you’ll KNOW none of the aforementioned measures have worked.  And you’ll know it’s just too late for me.

South Dakota House – Again Asserting their Brilliance

Mount Rushmore Faces

Washington. Jefferson. Lincoln. Roosevelt. And now, "Hickey" (aptly named) and "Bolin". I move we immediately honor South Dakota Reps. Steve "Redneck" Hickey, and Jim "Bible Boy" Bolin, for their sponsorship of the South Dakota bill that "recommends" bible study in public classrooms.

There are a number of terms you’d never likely use in the same sentence as “South Dakota House”.  “Progressive”, for example.  “Fair and Balanced”.  “Intelligent”.  My current state of South Dakota has the unfortunate honor of having the most idiotic, ass-backwards set of politicians this side of Newt Gingrich.  The pinnacle of achievement for the South Dakota House was during the 2010 session, when they passed a bill calling for “balanced teaching of global warming” in South Dakota classrooms.  Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, or the Onion couldn’t craft a more hilarious piece of legislation than what is contained in this bill.  But seriously, why SHOULD educators teach our children about climate change, when “there are a variety of climatological, meteorological, astrological, thermological, cosmological, and ecological dynamics” that really drive climate change.  That, and the fact that carbon dioxide is “the gas of life”. 

Once again, the South Dakota House is feeling the need to assert their brilliance.  They recently passed a bill that recommends South Dakota educators add a study of the bible to the standard curriculum.  After all, according to them, the bible “permeates all culture, law, and philosophy“, and really, that’s all that matters to folks, right?  At least to white male Christian folks like those making up 99.99768% of the South Dakota House.  As R-Jim Bolin states, of COURSE we should have bible study in public schools, since such common catchy phrases such as “Old as Methuseluh” come from the bible and are SO prevalent in every day conversation today.  Just check your friends on Facebook, or listen to your teenage kids…they’re ALL saying it. 

Look, I have absolutely no problem with what people personally believe.  Live and let live.  Heck, despite my own beliefs, I even don’t have a problem if schools want to talk about the bible and it’s influence on Western culture….IF it’s done honestly and fairly.  But what are the odds of THAT happening in Hickville, South Dakota (99.2% of towns in South Dakota may qualify for the title)?  If a teacher cracks open a bible and starts spouting off bible verses in class…what are the odds that teacher will ALSO crack open a Koran and do the same?  What are the odds in South Dakota that the teacher will ALSO teach the philosophy of Buddhism?  Hinduism? 

You’ll notice the white Christian males of the South Dakota House ONLY said that teachers should talk about the Bible in classrooms.  What a shock.  Gotta love good ol’ state-sponsored bigotry, which is what this bill amounts to. 

Do us a favor, South Dakota legislators.  Stick to what you know best…things like your attempts to make sure every South Dakotan is armed to the teeth with the latest concealed or automatic weaponry.  Leave educational issues to those who are, well….educated.

Pope – Gay Marriage Threatens Humanity!!!

Pope Benedict

Pope Benedict, face of the Catholic Church, and also a face representing humanity's bigotry and mistreatment of each other.

Humanity will meet its end someday.   Every species on the planet has eventually met its end.  What will it be?  A nuclear holocaust? A giant series of super volcano eruptions?  A rogue asteroid or comet smashing into the earth?  A mutated super virus?

Nah, it won’t be any of the obvious potential culprits.  According to the pope, gay marriage is what poses a grave threat to humanity.   Uh…yeah, your “holiness”.  Threat to humanity.  Gay marriage.  Uh….yeah.   What the hell are you doing, running for political office?  This kind of extremism, this kind of over-the-top fear-mongering is something I thought was reserved for Republican presidential candidates.  Evidently the same kind of fear-mongering is fair game for religious wackos as much as it is for political wackos.  Political candidates on the right in the U.S. have called gay marriage a threat to the “institution of marriage”.  Whatever the hell that means.  I fail to see how two gay men or two lesbian women getting married affects my marriage in ANY way, or affects ANYBODY except for the two people involved in the relationship.  But the pope takes it even further, claiming all of humanity is threatened by the evil spectre of gay marriage.

Catholic representatives have said it’s NOT a sin to have homosexual urges.  It’s just a sin to ACT on those urges.   Simple!  Just deny the same biological urges that heterosexuals have! Ignore biology!! No problem!!  What the hell is it about organized religion that brings out the absolute WORST in people?   How much bigotry and hatred in the world stems for religious belief?  Coming home from work today, on NPR, they were talking about Nigeria, with Christians slaughtering Muslims, and Muslims slaughtering Christians.  All in the name of the “one true god”!!!!  Don’t believe what my group believes in?  Then what the hell, let’s just slaughter your group!!

I find it laughable what organized religion supposedly teaches, and how people truly act.  “Love thy brother”?  Hell no!  Only if they look like us, talk like us, and act like us!! Otherwise, all bets are off!!! 

Sorry, pope Benedict, but you’ve pissed me off today with your stupid comments.  Comments like this just perpetuate bigotry and hatred…just what the Catholic church should stand for, right Mr. Benedict??  You don’t even deserve capitalization of your title.  You don’t even DESERVE the title itself.