Just a few months after the Newtown tragedy, America is getting back to normal. With our incredibly short attention spans, the deaths of a few dozen children seems like a distant memory for most folks. With the incredibly pathetic, half-hearted efforts by the Obama administration and state governments to strengthen gun legislation, we’re returning to the status quo. Tiny-penis men across America are ramping up the fight to compensate for their shortcomings by ensuring their right to carry the largest, most destructive weapon possible.
The fight has been spearheaded by tiny-penis men in my very own state of South Dakota. Yesterday, tiny-penis governor Dennis Daugaard signed a bill that makes South Dakota the first state that allows teachers to carry guns in class. The bill was sponsored by tiny-penis state legislator Scott Craig, a freshmen Republican (duh), who states that now “dominoes will start to fall, people will see it’s reasonable.” Of course it’s “reasonable”! Do you have kids? Picture your kid’s teacher, carrying a gun in class, trying to fight off a nut with an assault rifle. What? A little difficult to picture that in your mind? Hard to see that as more “reasonable” than simply disallowing access to assault rifles? This is the 2nd bold effort by tiny-penis South Dakota men to ensure gun rights. Last week, they voted down a bill that would have limited gun access to mentally ill people who have been deemed “dangerous” to others. Just like tiny-penis men, crazy people have gun rights too!!!
The tiny-penis men of South Dakota are hardly the only tiny-penis men fighting for their right to compensate. Kansas, a state that along with South Dakota is known for having a large population of weak, tiny-penis men, is considering a bill to greatly expand concealed gun carrying on college campuses.
Compensation efforts by tiny-penis men extend all the way to the Federal level. At Congressional hearings this week, miniscule-penis Senator Lindsey Graham stated he owned an AR-15, arguing for folks to imagine a scenario in a post-disaster world where government breaks down and roaming gangs are a danger! EXACTLY! WELL thought out, tiny-penis Senator Graham!! This is EXACTLY the kind of realistic scenario that screams for the right of tiny-penis men to carry large weapons! In a “Mad Max” post-apocalyptic world that is sure to come, tiny-penis men NEED automatic weapons to fend off gangs of evil-doers!!
FEAR NOT, TINY-PENIS MEN!!! In America, there are SO many of you weak, tiny-member men fighting for your compensatory gun-carrying rights, that I truly doubt you’ll never have to worry about your right to carry gigantic weapons that you’ll never have use for any practical purpose other than trying to overcome your own insecurity. With tiny-penis men like Lindsey Graham, Scott Craig, and Dennis Daugaard fighting for you, your right to access massive weapons will forever be secure.
Posted in Culture Wars, Uncategorized
Tagged AR-15, AR15, assault, campus, carry, compensate, conceal, concealed, control, Dennis Daugaard, governor, gun, House, insecure, Kansas, legislation, legislature, Lindsey Graham, penis, school, Scott Craig, Senate, Senator, size, small, south dakota, teacher, tiny, weapon
From the DailyKos story, the 19 House Committee chairs named by Republicans this week. Hmmm...what do these 19 folks all have in common? Is the face of the "new" Republican Party, the one that supposedly learned a lesson from the 2012 elections?
Three weeks after the election, and it’s quite obvious that Republicans have already forgotten the lessons learned about the electorate, about diversity, and about moderating stances. As these stories from Slate and the DailyKos note, EVERY House GOP Committee chair that’s been named so far is a white male. Shocking!!! As my wife would state, the “Hairy Old White Men” still rule the roost in the GOP house.
After two straight presidential elections that have proven Republicans can’t rely on the “White Vote” strategy any longer, there were immediate calls from many on the right to become more inclusive. Boehner and the GOP leadership in the House missed that memo. As I’ve stated before, I GLADLY support the status quo in the Republican Party leadership. As long as the status quo holds, as long as Republicans cling to policies and behavior from the past, they’re destined to lose many more elections.
There were also many after the election who claimed it was the death knell of the Tea Party, that Tea Party conservatism was too extreme for the American public. There’s little doubt that the Tea Party backed candidates performed miserably in Congressional races, and helped contribute to the stunning Democratic gains in the Senate, when by every historical standard, Republicans should have gained Senate seats this cycle. So have Republicans begun to move towards more moderate candidates?
Virginia Republicans certainly haven’t learned their lesson. In a state Romney was sure he’d win, in a traditionally “safe” Republican state that’s now shifted to blue the last 2 elections, Virginia Republicans have rallied around conservative lightning rod Ken Cuccinelli for governor in 2013. Among Cuccinelli’s MANY claims to fame? Trying to sue a Virginia climate-change scientist to release his emails…opposing ObamaCare…opposing limits on carrying guns…opposing rights or assistance for illegal immigrants…and the hits keep on a comin’.
Bravo, Repubs. Don’t give in! Don’t go against what you believe in!! Don’t deviate from your current single-minded focus on turning the U.S. into a conservative Nirvana!!
As long as you continue to act as if the 2012 election never happened…Democrats like myself will be fat and happy for a VERY long time.
Posted in Culture Wars, Politics
Tagged committee, Congress, conservative, governor, Hairy, House, John Boehner, Ken Cuccinelli, men, old, Representatives, Republicans, status quo, Tea Party, Virginia, White
The economy continues to continue a very slow recovery from the Great Recession. People are suffering. Oil companies are making record profits. You would THINK this would be a time to balance things out, and move to help people in general, rather than continuing to provide tax breaks and incentives for oil companies.
But no, politicians continue to cave to the power of Big Oil. In South Dakota, our governor Dennis Daugard is simply choosing not to enforce laws regarding gasoline quality, as he bows to oil interests. Oil suppliers in the state have been intentionally mislabeling gasoline as E-87 (octane) or higher, when in fact some has been as low as E-83. The low-grade gasoline is much cheaper to produce, so a company that produces E-85 but sells it as E-87 makes a larger profit. Which is JUST what oil companies need right now, right?
In the story above, you have oil companies officials ADMITTING the practice is rampant. But South Dakota is refusing to actually enforce laws regarding gasoline quality. This despite all newer cars requiring the use of E-87 or higher fuels, with the lower-grade gasoline being passed off as E-87 in the state harmful to car engines in the long run.
But this is America, where politicians are in the back pockets of Big Oil and other corporations. Laws? Harming consumers? Unimportant!! At least to politicians who seem hell-bent on doing ANYTHING to protect the profits of their oil industry friends.
Posted in Environmental Awareness, Politics
Tagged company, Daugard, E-85, E-87, E85, E87, fuel, gas, gasoline, governor, illegal, law, octane, oil, quality, south dakota