Newt Gingrich's main (and perhaps only) fan...himself.
This is hilarious. Newt Gingrich, a man with the integrity and honesty of Al Capone, has dropped his vow to avoid negative campaigning, and is calling out Mitt Romney for being a liar. My favorite part is the Gingrich quote at the end of the story:
“Here is my simple tag line: Somebody who will lie to you to get to be president will lie to you when they are president,” he said at the appearance in Marshalltown.
THAT is Gingrich’s tag line?!?! A man who has been through 3 marriages? A man who has campaigned as a Washington outsider, despite once being Speaker of the House, AND an incredibly well-compensated lobbyist!?!! How about this line for you, Mr. Gingrich, once you cheat on THIS wife and are courting your next one?
Before we start our date, you need to know my tag line. A man who lies and cheats on his other wives will lie and cheat on you.
And THAT’S just his personal life. God knows his political life has been full of just as much dishonesty. How about this for a tag line?
A man who lies and cheats in his personal life will lie and cheat in his political life.
You are political toast, Mr. Gingrich, and the main person to blame is none other than your lying-ass self. Thank GOD after tonight in Iowa, we likely won’t have to ever hear from you again.
O, thank you for that. I just added that quote to my Nucking Futs page! Hello? Kettle? This is Pot. You’re black!