Relationship between penis size, and men who carry guns?

I’m a scientist.  I like to conduct research, look at the results, and form my opinions based on facts (something some of you may want to try).  As a scientist, I have a legitimate question I’d like to see addressed and published in the scientific literature…

Is there a relationship between a man’s penis size, and whether they carry a handgun?  It’s a valid question.   I see it all the time in life, where those who are the most insecure are ALWAYS the ones who try to puff themselves up and make themselves look more important than they really are.  The most insecure people are the ones who feel the need to brag.  The most insecure people are the ones who feel the need to discriminate against other human beings who aren’t the “same”.

Therefore, as a scientist, I just am making the hypothesis that men who feel the need to carry handguns must have incredibly tiny penises.  No, I’m not talking about sportsmen and hunters.  Heck, even I was a pheasant and duck hunter in my youth.  Those who own a shotgun or a rifle that’s used for hunting?  It’s a valid reason to have a gun.

But a handgun?  A concealed handgun? Or losers who make the NRA or open carry organizations a primary driving force in their lives?  GOTTA be guys with tiny little penises.  It’s a valid scientific hypothesis, one that I’m SURE would be confirmed by the facts.  It’s a little out of my research area though…any other scientists out there want to take up the challenge, and conduct this study?

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